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Banda Yeh Bindaas Hai

Big B says he still wants to shake his legs with amorous Aishwarya, but people don’t let him. So, when he gets a chance with Nandita and Raveena simultaneously, it never appears too much for this big man. One for the day and one for the night, but there are still morning, evening, noon, afternoon……….

Loving his women has never been a big thing for Big B. He has done this earlier in his hey-days with great aplomb and now it seems he will keep on going after his newly acquired Hollywood –type avatar. We all know it is never a taboo in Hollywood films for the ageing actors to pair up with all the belle and beauties. Remember yesteryears’ James Bond Sean Connery- and- Catherine Zeta Jones- act in Entrapment?

But now you don’t have to strain, stretch and tear your ears apart to hear the mumblings of Hollywood, for feasting your senses with such acts. Jump for joy for the verbal indulgence and visual gratification ‘Aks’ provides you with, starting a new trend with ravishingly young Raveena and the not-so-young Amitabh.

Amitabh must be at a big high. What a luck man! He must have desired it in his not-so-lucky days of his second innings. Nobody ever complained of his action or high-power emotional scenes. It was the love-act in all his Jaadugars and Akaylas that let him down. But now he ahs got the mantra to impress his viewers while rubbing his finely cropped grey beard into the silky black locks of Nanditas and Raveenas. Sport a Hollywood look and all the dusky damsels are right here, not in distress, but seductively strip-teasing before you. In Demi Moore’s tantalizing fashion.

In fact, it must be real difficult to stay sober and upright as an old man for someone like Aby Baby. He is the same man who has enjoyed the spring of Bollywood in the company of Rekha, Zeenat, Parveen, Sridevi and all. Just name a Bollywood beauty and you recall Amitabh crooning beside her. Be it a namkeen seaside song, drenched-in-rain duet or just plain romantic numbers like Kabhie Kabhie. It has been Amitabh all the way. So, how can you just write off his days of romance? He has always been considered the best lover silver screen ever had. How can you expect him to practice his coochie-cooing with his contemporary grey-league only?

No way! A horse and a man never get old. And is our Big B any older than his Western counterparts like Michael Douglas and Sean Connery? He is certainly the horse for a longer race. Just wait and watch with bated breath. A whole new innings follow here. Look forward for Big B fulfilling his dreams of gyrating with Aishwarya. What if ‘Ras Peene Ki Pyaas Hai’?

posted by Arhaan @ 2:01 AM